Anthony Carfello was born. That much is clear. After that, the facts are hazy. Some say that a mild-mannered lawyer adopted him after catching the 3 year-old Anthony trying to steal his car. The lawyer, so they say, made Anthony spend his youth learning ancient Native American forms of cross-examination. Others say that Anthony Carfello is the lovechild of Mikhail Baryshnikov and Jacqueline Onassis, and that he came out of the womb dancing, and with surprisingly good taste. Further still, there are those who think that his time in a Bolivian prison sharpened his senses to the point that he can literally see with other people’s eyes and feel other people’s pain. He as been described as, "a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a tortilla, sprinkled with queso fresco, and baked inside an enigma for 15 minutes at 375 degrees."